Erotic Asphyxia

treescab: obviously the best use of my time was to make...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 13:50:35 -0400

treescab:

obviously the best use of my time was to make this

Miaou

SCREAMS IN YOUR EAR

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 13:38:09 -0400

GAAH, SCREAM IN ZHI DAO’S, NOT MINE. GAWD.

atavus: Tyree Callahan - The Chromatic Typewriter,...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 11:08:39 -0500

atavus:

Tyree Callahan - The Chromatic Typewriter, 2011

Someonebuymethisplease

Writing snippet

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 11:06:40 -0500

“It wasn’t that his defenses were down, which isn’t to say that they were up in their normal fashion, either. They were up, but they were up in such a scattered and sloppy manner that they may as well not have been. “

situationalstudent: I am crey. I got three hours of sleep,...

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 10:13:39 -0500

situationalstudent:

I am crey. I got three hours of sleep, slopped through horrible, misting rain with sopping boots, and waited for over eight hours when I could have been working or practicing or doing newspapery things to get these books signed.

It was a million times worth it. Not just because I got to meet my idol, no, but because he was so incredibly kind to me. I got a hug because I looked sad/he gave me advice about starting to write again after my mother’s husband tried to kill me.

I cannot even deal right now.

I fucking hate you.

Good Omens

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 09:56:03 -0500

So, guys, I have to build a website about a book of my choice for my web class. I’m doing Good Omens. All of my Good Omens feels and my absolute love for the book…they’ve been renewed.

Why the FUCK haven’t I finished it yet? |: Whydidn’tIbringthebookwithmetoclasstoday?

What’s wrong with me? -cries-

teafjord: My first attempt at a typographic poster used...

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 09:38:05 -0500

teafjord:

My first attempt at a typographic poster used a tutorial and everything! :D I decided to use a quote from Good Omens.

http://designinstruct.com/graphic-design/design-a-simple-textured-typographic-poster-in-photoshop/

Can I have this as a poster, please?

Pretty pretty please? |:

Anyone who hasn’t read Good Omens should get the fuck off tumblr, go to the bookstore, buy it, and read from cover to cover without pause. Take it to the fucking bathroom with you.

likeablenonsense: Forgot I had this in my folder.

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 19:34:22 -0500

likeablenonsense:

Forgot I had this in my folder.

hiipsterdirk: nikkisanjuan: How to ruin your children’s porn...

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 19:24:01 -0500

hiipsterdirk:

nikkisanjuan:

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

That’s parenting done right

OhmygodIlovethisperson

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 19:21:07 -0500

OhmygodIlovethisperson

WHY AM I JUST NOW FINDING THIS? OHMYFUCKINGGOD

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 19:18:18 -0500

WHY AM I JUST NOW FINDING THIS?

OHMYFUCKINGGOD

LinePlay

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 17:33:44 -0500

Jumping on the bandwagon over here~ Q3Q;; My invite code thing is CM-2031-4505

coolpis: a-hyun: last text messages from the victims of the...

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 17:19:18 -0500

coolpis:

a-hyun:

last text messages from the victims of the daegu subway fire on february 18, 2003.

“I’m sorry. I can’t bring your shoes and bag. I was going to make you a pork cutlet.. sorry.. my daughter. I love you.”

“You really make me hate youㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ get lostㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ bye”

“There’s a fire. I will go to heaven first.”

“Without oppa you must not skip meals and listen to your parents.. get itㅋㅋ and don’t wait for me I won’t come”

“Oppa is in an emergency I think I need to be away. Don’t wait for me and go back. Alright? I love you.”

“ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋDon’t waitㅋㅋI’m not comming ㅋㅋㅋ I’m sick of youㅋㅋㅋㅋ”

“Study hard and be a good person. Dad is sorry.”

“ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ<-my feelings”

“ㅇㅇcall emergency tell them there’s a fire in the subway don’t panic and keep calm. Alright? Oppa’s okay”

“What if I suddenly disappear tomorrow? What would you do? just curious ㅎㅎ”

“Don’t Wait”

“I’m sorry that I was mad at you this morning it wasn’t what i meant honey I love you forever”

Icriedohmygod

teenagesophiebennett: you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:21:48 -0500

teenagesophiebennett:

you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

vardaesque: benbrucesbestfriend: Omfg the last gif...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:18:52 -0500

vardaesque:

benbrucesbestfriend:

Omfg the last gif asdfghjkl

I’m crying

that cat is me

Ohmygoddying

balhalla: You are the NITROPLUSCHIRAL fandom and you are SICK...

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:29:13 -0500

balhalla:

You are the NITROPLUSCHIRAL fandom and you are SICK AND TIRED OF BEING EVERYBODY’S BITCH.

At countless points throughout your life you have found yourself in INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS usually involving INVASION OF PERSONAL SPACE. This may be due to your ODDLY FEMININE GOOD LOOKS, which, despite the fact that you are undeniably MALE, garners much UNWANTED ATTENTION of the HOMOEROTIC VARIETY.

You also have a number of BIZARRE ABILITIES over which you have little to no control, such as ENHANCED HEARING AND SENSE OF SMELL and the ability to PROJECT THOUGHTS INTO ANOTHER PERSON’S MIND. Your BLOOD also has STRANGE PURIFYING PROPERTIES, firmly placing you in the category of SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE.

You are here to FUCK THINGS UP and LOOK ADORABLE WHILE DOING SO.

I’m not sorry at all. BG is taken from some homestuck flash and the colors were altered.

This should be canon :|

ペーパークラフト by トモシビ Omfgyes. I love you for showing this to me....

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 23:57:03 -0500

ペーパークラフト by トモシビ

Omfgyes. I love you for showing this to me. Ohmygod. Gottagodothisnow,man

BECAUSE MOEFLOB SAID I DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH MORBIDLY KINKY...

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 23:51:00 -0500

BECAUSE MOEFLOB SAID I DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH MORBIDLY KINKY SHIT ON MY TUMBLR AND THAT MY NAME WAS HORRIBLY MISLEADING

-crawlsawaynow-

Okayso, I found this person on Gaia and I found their tumblr...

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 23:35:00 -0500

Okayso, I found this person on Gaia and I found their tumblr (they linked it) and so I followed them and then they posted stuff from my tumblr in the forum and now I’m flailing about all “NO, MY TUMBLR IS WEIRD, GO AWAY QAQ”

Butyeahanyway, they’re super awesome and their tumblr is full of deh lulz, sogoharassthem<3

I USED TO BE ABLE TO MAKE IMAGES CLICKABLE BUT THEN TUMBLR UPDATED AND NOW I DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT I’M DOING OHMYGOD -SOB-

10knotes: kittysox: “bye honey, i’m off to work” Via/Follow The...

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 00:15:49 -0500

10knotes:

kittysox:

“bye honey, i’m off to work”

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.